^ That’s just the civil way of saying, “Holy hell, how did my headphones end up in such a knot?!”

My fiance and I are flying out to California (from NY) very soon for our wedding. Last time we flew I loaded up my Blackberry full of music with the hope that a kind flight attendant would let me listen to it. I did not find that kind flight attendant. So this time I’m prepared with my actual, handy-dandy MP3 player! Trouble is, I don’t want my headphones getting wrapped up in a jumbo knot at the bottom of my carry-on bag. So I whipped this up tonight! Aside from applying the Velcro a tad crooked,  it came out surprisingly well!